These Dice people are fucking idiots. The beta site is a GOD DAMNED WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT, as people have been screaming about on every single article. And still these clueless fucks persist in continuing forward with it. Unbelievable. Only in America.
Does this article seem apologetic to you? Of course not...because they're not sorry. They're a bunch of fucktards with their heads shoved so firmly up their asses it would take a front end loader to dig them out. Slashdot's viewership is on the verge of quitting the site en masse and still these dumb fucks think it's OK to press on ahead, oblivious. They post this article under the delusion that all they have to do is "spin it" right and use the right marketing speak and all will be well. How fucking stupid can someone be?
Most importantly, we want you to know that Classic Slashdot isn't going away until we're confident that the new site is ready.
If Classic Slashdot ever goes away....then I'm fucking gone. You hear that, dick for brains? GONE. Adios, ASSHOLES!
Posted under my alternate name because the original account--which had great karma for over a decade--was repeatedly downmodded by shills, and now I'm only allowed to post twice a day. And of course, I emailed the admin, and he refused to do anything about it. The moment some good alternative site pops up where I can actually participate with a decent community of intelligent people whose heads aren't permanently installed in their assholes, I will take my comments and your advertisers elsewhere.
You are on thin ice, DICKWADS!
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