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Comment Enter the online DVD business.. it's easy. (Score -1) 243

I ran a website about 50 years ago and we sold wool hats to soldiers in the war.

Business became tough, but in the end we pulled through. After all was said and done, we figured we'd open an online DVD shop and give things a go... this was about 1850 or so.

At first, it was VERY hard to keep up with the demands.. subscribers kept pouring in, but we didn't have enough DVDs to go around... until we entered a deal with Bill Cosby so that in exchange for hundreds of thousands of DVDs, we would eat his jello.

Theo became all pissed off and was like, "wtf dad."

And Bill Cosby just kept a stern face and replied, "You got your hoppin and a boppin and hippity hoppin while the downloads a rockin in the music stops knockin u know.. Theo, the Matriz has u."

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Today I saw a fish driving a delivery truck. I saw it's little head poking out behind the wheel as the truck plowed down my street.

"What the fick?" I asked myself, and at that very moment, the truck skidded to a halt ending up in a cocked angle in the middle of the small residential street and the driver's door opened.
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I woke up this morning tired and groggy.

Walked over to the mirror and looked down before me, and, oh dear glory, what did I see?

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