What's the difference between a software devolper and a SAG-AFTRA member? Software devs want AI to take their jobs.

I never knew Trump had a mathematical side but he's apparently managed to prove that idiocy has no upper bound.

Trump will give tax rebates for coal powered cars. That should fix the problem.

It should say, "May I please kill all humans now?"

Next they need to work on a cooling solution.

Something should be done like .NET CLI. There should be a common language interface for web client scripting languages, and Microsoft, Google etc could each make their own languages so long as they have compatible type systems and compile in to the same byte code. To my mind this would be a huge win for everyone. Why does the web have to be stuck with one crappy scripting language? Also, its sad that Microsoft seems to have abandoned any desire to be a leader. Are they just going to let Google dictate the future of the web?

I hear that IBM is working on a program to write New York Times editorials :)

Can you combine two of these muon hyrdogens with an oxygen atom to create extra heavy water?

I first read the title as "Water Cooler Server" I think IBM should do this instead. Build a nice server that doubles as a water cooler. If it also has a toaster drive and a microwave on top it could replace the appliances in my company's kitchenette.