I, like many Orkut members, am getting pissed off at the massive amounts of spams sent to the larger communities because the stupid owners won't set mass messages to "Moderators Only". So, I came up with an idea to basically harass the community owners into fixing this problem. Feel free to copy/paste the following into any community you belong to plagued by spam.

Subject: Stopping Community Spam

Hey, you. Yes, you. The guy who appeared on the Graham Norton effect. The one who was wearing the ThinkGeek Tshirt.

If someone asks about dating mishaps, that time you were masturbating in your car does not count. That is all.