"I'm going to grab a Mountain Dew because I need a coke to wash down my burger and fries"?

I see you have never been to the south before.

If you don't actually believe in either of the two candidates, then find a third party who is closer to your ideals. If nothing else, you help that third part get a little bit closer to the 10% they need to get matching funds and general respect by the media. Its not much, sure... but its something.

If everyone who has actually said "I wouldn't vote for either of these two guys" actually voted for a third party, it would be enough to shake things up a bit. Everyone just needs to do their part.