Comment PROGRESS! (Score 5, Funny) 261
From convex, to flat, to concave TVs, all in the last 50 years! Progress is a sweet thing, my friends.
You know what? I predict that, by 2050, we will all be using donut-shaped screens, to better utilize our ear-vision for maximum possible immersion.
Comment Re:It's a memorial, not an art exhibition. (Score 2) 132
Indeed.
It seems almost poetic, in a way. He was shuffled into obscurity for trying to become famous. I can't help but feel that, had he remained utterly silent about creating the sculpture, he would be even more famous now. People love discovering unsung heroes, especially on the internet.
Comment Re:I'm all for it (Score 3, Insightful) 187
I hope they do decide against the F-35 contract. It's ridiculously overpriced for our military, especially given that the F-35s aren't even all that well designed for frozen-weather operations.
Personally, I think Boeing's Super Hornets are a much better offer. Half the projected price, bigger control surfaces for easier landings on ice and better agility in the air, and two engines so that if one stalls in the cold the other can keep the plane going.
Comment Greetings from the Frozen North. (Score 1) 187
I live in Canada, and I LOVE our government's goofy dedication to making sure we retain military capabilities in the frozen north. (bit less happy with everything else the gov does, but ehhhh, politics)
Stealth snowmobile? FUND IT! More Icebreakers? FUND IT! New ice-base in the Arctic Circle? DO YOU EVEN NEED TO ASK?!
Honestly, it beats the heck out of invading Iraq.
The story is a bit misleading, by the way. $640,000 is the cost of the development contract, not the price per machine (which will be significantly lower, obviously).
Comment Re:Not Just Hateb by the Left (Score 1) 1425
And while we're on that topic, why is always considered a bad thing when wealth redistribution benefits the lower-middle income, but it's a good thing when it benefits the upper 2% (e.g. tax breaks for the wealthy)?
Because some wealthy people own the TV channels that tell us whether or not the tax breaks for wealthy people are awesome?
Comment Re:Standards have surely fallen (Score 1) 415
Jeez, lighten up folks. It's obviously just a misfile due to a lack of punctuation in the slashdot categories.
I mean, we all know Climate-Altering Laser Doomsday Device stories are supposed to be filed under SCIENCE!!!
Comment Re:The day after 9/11 you found a rock? (Score 1) 502
And mispronouncing Iraq as "eye-rack" is the only thing that sets us apart from the dreaded Punners.
Comment Fleet of tiny warships (Score 1) 323
I know they say they'll be making an island, but that could just be the cover story. If they turn it all into fibreglass/plastic boats, pretty soon they'll have a fleet of little yachts large enough to conquer the seven seas. It's quite insidious, if you stop to think about it.
Really though, I'm sure a bunch of Dutch Architects would never do such a thing. Or would they?! Dun dun dunnnnn...
Comment Re:Not a serious contender (Score 1) 318
Wait, what? William Shatner is fluently bilingual in both French and English. He's even better than our current PM, Stephen Harper, was when he became prime minister. (To Harper's credit, he improved massively in a short time afterward)
Comment Svedeesh Cheff (Score 5, Funny) 63
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Comment Re:LOL (Score 3, Insightful) 553
These guys take themselves waaay too seriously.
Who?
The XKCD fans who create a wikipedia page about a word that didn't exist until yesterday?
Or the Wikipedia admins who delete a page about a word that didn't exist until yesterday?
To be honest, I think both groups take themselves a bit too seriously. See that talk page in the summary? Yikes.
Comment No end in sight? (Score 1) 114
Wait...
Since today is April 1st, doesn't this mean France has just banned tomorrow?! It's the second and way more stable version of today!
Now how will the madness end!? April 3rd? THERE IS NO APRIL THIRD!
Comment Re:I can't remember... (Score 1) 324
I believe the correct translation for that here in Canada is "Sorry, eh?"
We get a lot of use out of the phrase, I'm sure you can imagine.
Comment Re:Why? (Score 1) 295
That someone else would be very poor, though.
(Moreso than a writer is by default, I mean.)
Also, that someone else wouldn't have a Razzie. Awards are awards! They're like videogame achievements. Gotta collect em all! Even the crazy ones!