MS Toaster 2000 (Score 1)

"I'm sorry. Windows NT Kitchen Edition could not authenticate client: toaster. Illegal password specified. Please reboot toaster and try again."

"General Protection Fault in Module: BreadCrumb001XB03XPF34. Abort, Retry, Fail?"

Or worse, yet, run Solaris and have to start a Java-based toast client that takes 10 minutes to load...

~Dan