Who said American right wingers hate AIDS? They love AIDS. It's another thing to blame teh gays for and use as evidence that God wants them and all the promiscuous heathens to die.

Hey, it's better than more troll-bait Google FUD from Florian Müller!

Having a cult following of dedicated customers: priceless. For everything else, there's patent trolling.

Eet's naht ah toomah!

Thank you for pointing out what's wrong with the patent system again.

Then it was management's fault for hiring incompetent programmers. Hiring departments are frequently incapable of vetting the skills of candidates for highly technical positions, so it falls on the managers to do so. The managers rarely become managers due to their ability to do the job of their subordinates well. It's the Dilbert Principle.

Yeah. Steve Jobs invented them. They're going to revolutionize how you organize files on your device. Nobody has ever done this before. Give Steve your money so he can complete that cyborg body he's working on so he can rule Appletopia's authoritarian walled garden forever!

Miss Scarlet: "I hardly think it will enhance your reputation at the U.N. Professor Plum, if it's revealed that you have been implicated not only in adultery with one of your patients, but in her death and the deaths of five other people."

Professor Plum: "You don't know what kind of people they have at the U.N., I might go up in their estimation."

My Foreign Extra says that it was brewed in Ireland.

They should lose their trademark altogether. That's the point. It's already too generic.

"Applicant smelled like bad tuna whose descendants applicant didn't believe could potentially one day belong to a different species."

Analogy fail. Guinness is actually from Ireland. Papa Johns pizza isn't from Italy.

I'll bite. Banning from single player games is okay. Where's the player's refund though?

Um... Math Fail.

If you're required to misrepresent reality in order to not run afoul of a law, the law needs to change, not reality.