Then it was management's fault for hiring incompetent programmers. Hiring departments are frequently incapable of vetting the skills of candidates for highly technical positions, so it falls on the managers to do so. The managers rarely become managers due to their ability to do the job of their subordinates well. It's the Dilbert Principle.
Yeah. Steve Jobs invented them. They're going to revolutionize how you organize files on your device. Nobody has ever done this before.
Give Steve your money so he can complete that cyborg body he's working on so he can rule Appletopia's authoritarian walled garden forever!
Miss Scarlet: "I hardly think it will enhance your reputation at the U.N. Professor Plum, if it's revealed that you have been implicated not only in adultery with one of your patients, but in her death and the deaths of five other people."
Professor Plum: "You don't know what kind of people they have at the U.N., I might go up in their estimation."