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Journal Journal: Guess what the Internet is about... update!

214,000,000 for iPod 513%
144,000,000 for Jesus 288%
10,400,000 for "The Beatles" 268%
51,300,000 for Beatles 446%
2,950,000 for "Punk Rock" 73%
41,200,000 for Punk Rock 486%
218,000,000 for Earth 253%
387,000,000 for Cars 336%
6,540,000 for Epistemology 510%
13,900,000 for Ontology 468%
5,060,000 for Adorno 500%
2,860,000 for Baudrillard 610%
803,000 for Simulacrum 508%
1,650,000 for "French Fries" 186%
167,000,000 for XXX 194%
538,000,000 for Computers 358%
1,320,000,000 for Internet 218%
1,460,000,000 for Net 172%
2,130,000,000 for N 225%
7,500,000,000 for A 93%

Total: 14,214,663,000 129%

Overall growth: 335%

So, what does this all mean? Well, the iPod is officially more popular than Jesus. Big winners all around in the field of Philosophy. I guess everyone is trying to figure out why they want an iPod.

Way to go, Baudrillard, RIP dude.

Google

Journal Journal: Guess what the Internet is about...

Number of Google search returns for specific words.

iPod: 41,700,000
Jesus: 50,000,000
"The Beatles": 3,870,000
Beatles: 11,500,000
"Punk Rock": 4,000,000
Punk Rock: 8,470,000
Earth: 86,000,000
Cars: 115,000,000
Epistemology: 1,280,000
Ontology: 2,970,000
Adorno: 1,010,000
Baudrillard: 465,000
Simulacrum: 158,000
"French Fries": 885,000
XXX: 86,000,000

So sorry John, The Beatles really aren't more popular than Jesus, and they probably never were.

Computers are rooted in language. We write computer programs. It is governed by the same simuplistic terms as are present in the phonetic alphabet. The information from voice to eye and vice versa is carried between the two. From the phonetic alphabet we derive certain kinds of experience and knowledge, ontepistemally carried over in to the birth of computers.

Google searches are purely text based. There is no way to search the Internet for images that look like cats. The computing world is completely constrained by the textual programming inherent in the literal aspect of our minds.

More Google search returns:

Computers: 150,000,000
Internet: 605,000,000
Net: 848,000,000
N: 944,000,000
A: 8,000,000,000
".":

As you can see, the Internet is mainly about itself. Tautological, of course. Everyone who writes on the Internet is writing on the Internet.

Just don't forget that all the answers aren't really out there in the techno-void.

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