> Probably helps that Google Fiber has named us as part of their next round of deployments...
1) Are you sure it's ATT doing the excavation?
2) This is the only reason ATT would *actually* be laying fiber to such a down-scale place as yours. ATT makes money hand-over-fist on their Capex expenditures from way back in the 1980's and 1990's. Why would they want to increase those Capex costs just to give you faster service? (Hint: They don't.)
Right now it's way cheaper in long term to install fiber for Repair/Upgrades then Capex
You can still buy crisco moron.
Crisco used to be a big source but they've been trans fat-free for years.
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