Among the more ridiculous reasons I have seen, to stop reading something.
To further the pursuit of accuracy, I would say it is treating a gangrenous leg by hiring a polka band.
To be most correct, it would need to be a gang of green pirates aiding a polka band.
he believes the sites may be up to 9000 years old
UP TO 9000?
That's not so impressive...
Continued to play with her toys? I think that destroys the "she was actually 19" argument...
Depends on the toys.
"Floggings will continue until morale improves." -- anonymous flyer being distributed at Exxon USA