"We" already have a way around this....not to worry...it's no big friggin' deal.......WTF

Yeah, I know, it just sounds wrong. I had no high school degree, no college, but knew what I was doing inside out....Made up a couple jobs, had them call my buddy for the job reference, eventually got a Helpdesk spot, got bumped up to the Network team, moved through a few different companies, and now I am, and have been a Senior Network Admin for years. My resume built itself and now I have a serious work history behind me for the future if necessary......

This is obviously the result of the Large Hadron Corridor.....Enter the Twilight Zone Peeps!!!