Please don't tell the zombies about this.
We'll never be able to stop them!

UFO FTW

OK, that's New England. I live in (old) England.
Summer? What is this Summer of which you speak?

Minnie Bannister:
Yes, yes, what a nice summer evening, typical English evening.
Henry Crun:
Mnk yes, the rain is lovely and warm. Minnie, I think I'll take one of my sou'westers off...

http://www.thegoonshow.net/scripts_show.asp?title=s05e03_the_dreaded_batter_pudding_hurler_of_bexhill

If these guys breathe methane, do they fart oxygen?

Dunno about the image in that picture, but at the weekend I saw a REAL scorpion in a bottle of vodka.
I gave it a miss...

To hide the blue corkscrew trail from the slug...

I got one of these from my supplier: http://onzo.com/
Brilliant - can see exactly home much electricity you are using at any point in time, track consumption, etc...
Dead good.

you mean like this?
http://www.unilever.co.uk/brands/foodbrands/Flora.aspx

When it does blow up, he could then sue someone.

Never mind instantaneous, it doesn't look like it's gonna go round corners! Turning circle of what, I wonder?

He liked PIGEONS.
Who likes flying tree rats?
Bah.

Cool vid tho.

Me too. I spent a few seconds wondering exactly what the slogan "Herpes without capes" meant! Also, that is NOT what I would call a server...