I recall that Netflix would always rearrange the "Continue watching" section, farther down or closer to the top of the categories that include stuff like "Hot now" or "Because you watched...." or "Trending in Azerbijan..." when my IP addresses have never resembled anything in that country's range. I just want to watch the next episode of the Office [oops], will they or won't they for the 10th time, but NO, gotta hide that from me. Loading a disc into the physical player is faster....

I used to share my 4-screen Netflix account. I let it lapse a few years ago because I had stopped viewing content on that service, and I informed my friends who I remembered sharing the password with. I have followed up with them occasionally, and not a single one has signed up for Netflix. They are now unable to share it with me, they're just leaching off of somebody else in their lives.

Ah, they're complaining somebody else is playing with their toys?

Why not? These bozos did....

Alright everybody, chill!

OMG, the next AirBNB renters are also going to be able to watch my shows! Other than polluting my (algorithmic matched) "recently viewed" list, why would that bother me?

Wow, so before we've even started sending junk to Mars, we've started developing the packaging for it during shipping that just gets discarded by the recipients and goes straight to a landfill!

Everybody's conquered, or been conquered, by somebody at some point in history. Some conquerings are just remembered as worse than others.

I know exactly what they'd call it! XD

Is a private toot like saying, "whispering in public"?

RHIP: Rank hath its porn?

Haha, that's exactly what Scotty does in Star Trek: The Next Generation "Relics" episode.

For a moment I thought you were talking about Pooh, but I suppose you probably actually meant Trump. And oh snap, the comparison is uncanny.

Yeah, I thought this would be a talk show about the fans of their new show. Oh, wait...

It sounds stupid only in English (I hope). Maybe other languages don't translate those same phonemes as something salacious, or even have a different name that isn't like that.