Wakko Warner's Journal: $COMPANY does $ACTION! (A Slashdot News Template)

$LUSER writes: "$RANDOM-SHADY-INTERNET-SOURCE tells me that $COMPANY is doing $ACTION to its users ! This does not bode well for the future of the Internet!" CmdrTaco: $DRAMATIC_FORESHADOWING $TYPOGRAPHICAL_ERROR.

You forgot:

[MarkusQ]

"First Post!"

-- MarkusQ

P.S. The first time I've ever typed that phrase.

Type-F response

[MarkusQ]

I submitted this same story from $RANDOM-SHADY-INTERNET-SOURCE-2 over $RANDOM-TIME-INTERVAL ago.

I'm intentionally being ignored by the editors just because I post ${ASCII art|goatcx|$RANDOM-NAME is dead trolls}.

and also

[Fishstick]

from the $INCREDIBLY-BANAL-OR-NONRELEVANT-DEPT dept.

(ok, too many caps for the like of the lameness filter... adding more text in lower caps must lower the % of upper case chars to some threshold -- having a lameness filter on /. is like having a shit filter on your ass, right?)

$random garbage

[flikx]

$page_widening_code_for_IE_users

$repetitive_garbage

Yep...

[ThatComputerGuy]

Don't you just love the drama?

And goddamn this fucking 20 second piece of shit thing that must have passed by now..