All of the above... (Score 2, Funny)

I spent so much time waiting for Episode I that no girls will go out with me. This made me so depressed I dropped out of college, which made it impossible to get a job with a good salary, so I can't aford a fast prossesor. Due to American politics the goverenment won't help me out, so I'm out of mayo. I blame it all on CowboyNeal.