Heisenberg was speeding down the highway. Cop pulled him over and says "Son, do you have any idea how fast you were going back there?" Heisenberg said, "No, but I knew where I was". The cop says "You were doing 100 miles an hour" to which Heisenberg replies "Great, now I'm lost".

Spoiler: Bruce Willis was a ghost

Hare and Woods researching dogs, there's a joke in there somewhere

wanna kill all humans?

I get the feeling that since the flow of incriminating information from the Vatican has slowed it's building up to something big, and he might want to be finished there and live out his last days in comfort rather than dealing with the backlash from this big story that I'm only assuming exists with no evidence supporting the claim, just a feeling I get from it.

21 year old here, thought I'd chime in to make you feel old. Found Slashdot through some tech news site a couple years ago and been checking daily ever since. Helps me to remember how little I actually know about anything.

Nice try arts students

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