I believe he did find how to Hug Bossom.

No, they have actually included an undocumented OOXML attribute crashLikeWord97

I am surprised no-one posted a link to Microsoft's Popfly project - here's the page that has a screenshot of Popfly add-in, that is being developed by Microsoft, and it is installed in Visual Studio Express edition!! I think this alone should get them laughed out of court...