Yes, I wrote both comments. I'm just that bored. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Or we could all mimic you, hit up the bong every hour on the hour, run it really, REALLY rich to the point that particulate matter is going everywhere, that causes cloud seeding, and we all watch the "ice crystals" in the cirrus clouds being overcome by tropospheric cloud seeding from all the pot vapor (sorry, all those rainbow colors go away), we increase snow density in the North Pole, and we go crawling on our knees to PopeRatzo for forgiveness because he is old and that makes him smarter than the rest of humanity.

*whoosh*

Ever seen the old Mel Brooks movie The Producers? This is EXACTLY what they do. They set the investors up for failure and then continue so they can get their next fee.