Sounds like a job for Ron Planet

Umm, does anyone else remember how much drinking and sex there was at college? I'm sure mixing 23 year olds and 16 years olds into that pot is going to go over SO well...

The participants were 35-55 years old in 1985-88 when surveyed about their boredom. 25 years later, maybe they just died because they were almost 80 when the surveyors checked up on them last April...

Had this "option" last year, said no thanks -- they found someone else and I'm still programming!