I reported an issue to our software vendor that their BDE backed application would give an out of disk space error when trying to run a repair on the tables and I was told that I needed to increase the pagefile size! As I understand it, what was actually happening was that I had 4GB free disk space which wrapped the 32bit int, and by increasing the swapfile changed the amount of freespace - Cargo-cult tech support at it's best!
While some strive only to meet the 'appearance Turing Test'
I don't come here to be insulted, you insensitive clod!
When the BT engineer installed my companies fibre based connection, they did this, it's probably just as awesome but on a larger scale.
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment. -- Robert Benchley