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Comment PHP + Bash = easy fun stuff (Score 1) 704

Show the boy some easy PHP stuff on a server and some bash he can show to friends (or annoy them with). Like echo the referer > a file... or redirect all requests to one php file and put the requested URL in a text file to be shown there as a "strange instant chat"... or grab text from the internet and the regex fun you can have with that...

You'll soon get him hooked and all you have to do then is lean back, look the other way and have a good lawyer ready for his first backfiring internet fraud and/or cyberstalking attempt (girls at that age LOVE personalized phishing - it's so much more romantic than the random default phishing from bots that you can get everywhere nowadays).

Comment Nooo, the censored version is great! (Score 2, Interesting) 1224

It makes me sad to think that the beeped-out version is considered something to be angry about. I thought the beeps were great and actually made this "masterpiece" complete - if they are "real", even better, that gives it a special touch. I was laughing my ass of when I watched the conclusion in the end: "I learned something today *beeeeeeeee*". And I'm sure, I'm not the only one. Can't imagine whatever has been in place of the beeps would have been more fitting or funny. I know I didn't stop laughing before the first long beeping sound ended and I started again, when Jesus and Santa started "beeping". And it's just so extraordinarily ironic, we'll never know what we should have "learned" from those incidents due to the censorship (And that "Jesus" isn't allowed to talk about you-know-what - this theme has already be in the episode before). Is there anything more useful to learn than those circumstances in themselves? *g*

It's just so incredibly fitting. Wow. Maybe Parken & Stone are just angry because they didn't have the idea themselves or decided against it, while Comedy Central managed to do it by accident? Best episode ever ;). Whatever person did the censoring deserves a medal, even though I'm not entirely sure if for doing a great job by censoring the episode without ruining it or just for being too ignorant to look at his work again afterwards and think: "wait, that just made it even funnier maybe I should start over".

Comment jupp (Score 1) 1049

I can't help it...

I usually keep treating people with "infamous email domains" like children - at least unless they manage to prove they don't need to be "in time". Usually it just makes sense to tell "them" stuff. Like: "At least don't pay for a premium email account that - on top of it - sends you advertisements!". Or: "Don't put your finger into that hole, it might come out as a sausage at the other end if someone presses the wrong button!" in some cases.

Even if those are prejudice - those sometimes have a reason and make sense at least in my own personal "imaginary statistics". As in: There's a good chance, a person who is used to finding important stuff out on their own either would have found out that those email addresses "are bad" or that they shed a bad light on its user - and gotten a new one. Same goes for "people who are used to listening to good, sound advice instead of shiny adverts" and to some extend "people with common sense that are at least aware of it when they do something they don't understand and at some point start asking for help instead of messing up".

And stuff.

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