SHOCKED!!!! SHOCKED I say!!! And in other news, the sky is blue, water is wet, and we are all just batteries. Film at 11.

Comcast will introduce data caps on interstellar communications over 140 miles unless you want to upgrade to the Million Mile MegaBit Plan or the Comcast for NASA Business Plan.

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This isn't exactly a bad thing as people in general work SICK way too much. You don't do any good to your friends, relatives, co-workers, schoolmates, everyone else in your social structure if you go out and are SICK. Parents SHOULD be able to keep their kids home if they're sick and actually be nurturing parents!! Why the heck are we enabling a society that needs us to keep cracking the whip on parents to work, have both work and make everything else nearly impossible to raise our collective future.