It would be hard to resist hunting something that big
Even when it wants to eat you?? Seems to me a perfect time for an enlightened, non violent sit-down...
Think about that for a bit - if your limited resources allow it - but either way, fuck off.
Won't someone think of Netflix?
Imagine the indigestion!
And people in rural areas are also more likely to die from heart disease and cancer [cdc.gov], among other diseases and injuries.
Come now, it's hardly that difficult: obviously this is a case of causation vs. correlation; moving to the country clearly doesn't have to turn you into a country-ass hick who dips his snickers bars in TBHQ-saturated pork fat...
Your fault -- core dumped