Someone pay for and mail me one of these and I will document my experience flying across the border from Canada to the US to visit my folks for christmas. On second thought dont.

Because grapefruit is a fruit you bite into?

Mob after work at my place to kill Steve Jobs. Who's in?

I scanned this whole thread waiting for someone to mention Snow Crash. If it wasnt for Snow Crash I would have no interest in Sci-Fi literature. This will probably be considered a terrible suggestion by most. But, on the fantasy side of things, I would recommend the Prism Pentad by Troy Denning. These are some of my favorite fantasy novels of all time (Id say a tie between this and the Amber Chronicles by Zelazny).

If jack thompson moves to Zimbabwe we should start a pay pal donation to pay a local to tie him up in front of a massive media center with all consoles and PCs and force him to watch every game ever made played from beginning to end. Every single game ever made.

Then technically I should be able to sue Jack Thompson for continuously making his presence known in the media, because anything he says, and just seeing his name in print is offensive to me.

Dear Cobol. Thanks for the memories and all that. We couldnt have done it without you. But, the times they are a moving. And its time you moved on with them. If I had disposal income in the millions. Id hold you the grandest of funerals. For now. I'll have to settle with a pint after work and peeing your name on the alley wall. RIP Cobol.

P.S. Make it two pints so I can pee a heart next to that too

A game where I pick up an assault rifle or something and it has a Coke logo on the side. Im gonna make all those vivid dreams people have about video gamers going nuts for no apparent reason come true. Seriously sick of this. Im paying $$ for the game allready. Not only have they cut down on the length of games, but the overall quality. Apparently graphics are a good substitue for story and play. They dont really make any games that are original anymore. And now after all these god damn shortcuts the game companies are taking they want to advertise to me in game as well? Fuck that noise.

Thought bundling with realplayer was a good idea? Worst media ever invented. The only thing realplayer does well is bombard you with a tsunami of adds and guarantees without a shadow of a doubt your computer WILL RUN SLOWER.

This is news?

New Flight simulator not compatible with sound. Australia looks to open source community for help. Everyone looks away and ignores them. More news at 11.

It could also be argued that a banker cannot make good money off a ruined economy.

You're pretty good at arguing semantics but ultimately wrong. Sure you could use TCP/IP to play online, but that would require that you allready had partners. bnetd allowed for pirated copies of the game to experience the "social networking" provided by bnet on a lower scale. And i would have to say that was its main purpose given what it does. Nice try though.

Thats true. Then people might actually have a good reason to buy a PS3 other than it has Blu Ray.

... What? its not like it has a decent library of exclusives or anything.