Remember kids, when you pay your colleagues to look the other way, use real cash and not bitcoins. If they don't get their hands dirty, they'll still rat on you.

A Chinese sharing for the greater good without personal profit? Man, pass some of whatever you're smoking! (disclaimer: I'm Chinese so I get to insult my race)

They could have went with "weapons of mass destruction" but someone already did that one, so flat out denial is the next best thing isn't it?

they let him take home stuff from the studio they faked the landing in? What will they allow next, the map to the entrance of the Hollow Earth?

Never used it before, now I know how to check which doughnut shops to avoid so I don't come back empty handed.

That's right, you get to be our beta tester, free for one year*! (*Users are required to pay for that mistake after one year.)

Ran out of sacrifices before the end?

Queen - Play The Game

So their End of the World calendar was just a tick late?

We are a small part of the reason he got the cash to burn doesn't mean we get to say how he stacks the cash before he lights them. Hell, give me 70 million and I'll show you what's a real waste of money.

Look on the bright side, at less he didn't find the answer to the energy crisis.

Famous last words... We all know it can get a lot worse.

That's so yesterday, Tokyo engines are way more radioactive now.

What if I told you that they did and Silk Road was the honey pot?

By conspiracy theories, if he did invent it, the gas companies would have him whacked. He's still alive hence it's a hoax. I can't release anymore details, you'll just have to take my word for it.