This is a great idea.... For April Fools! (Score 1)

First off, the biggest give away that this is a prank is: If your reading it how can the internet be shut down? I like how it tells people to start just disconnecting things. Some M.S.C.E certified tech is probally running round 4:00 in the morning following these directions. I give Slashdot credit for such a great idea. My hat is off to you.