He should have a jedi that uses the force to time travel, possibly in some sort of box that's larger on the inside than on the outside, and have them fight monsters that look like salt and pepper shakers.
"has put some PCs into an endless reboot loop when their owners tried to upgrade from Vista to Windows 7. Microsoft has not yet come up with a solution that works for all the users who have reported the problem,"
Download and boot a linux live cd, mount your NTFS partitions, copy all your data, install linux or reinstall windows
I tell them to turn to the study of mathematics, for it is only there that
they might escape the lusts of the flesh.
-- Thomas Mann, "The Magic Mountain"