If I was looking for nits to pick, I could greater nit than this.
How many nits could a nit picker pick, if a nit picker could pick nits?
America is only a subset of humanity.
I originally read that as "America is a set of subhumanity", which seemed a bit harsh.
Programmers used to batch environments may find it hard to live without giant listings; we would find it hard to use them. -- D.M. Ritchie