Automated Trolling System (Score -1, Flamebait)

Welcome to the Automated Trolling System. Using the latest technology, we are striving for a new generation of /. trolling. We shall usher in this glorius new era with pride in our hearts. But how does it work? Using the latest technology called PHP we have optimised a scraping technique to detect new stories to troll, as well as sending POST requests for inserting of the troll post. TrollBot1.1 requires very little human intervention. Why not download a copy here

Please bear with us while we work out the bugs. All feedback is appreciated.