Access to School Account. By providing Ultrinsic with your username and password for your online school account, you authorize Ultrinsic to access the account and to view and record any information in your account.
There's a lot they can potentially access beyond a simple transcript and course schedule. At least at my school, computer lab logins, library account, tuition and fees, financial aid, even purchasing a parking permit is all done through the same UN/PW pair.
And Grandma will correctly reply: "WTF is all this other stuff" "F%$k off Dick, I'll just call Aunt June to get the number."
Damn... Grandma has really developed a potty mouth lately.
Bringing computers into the home won't change either one, but may revitalize the corner saloon.