The fastest way to accelerate a PC is 9.8m/s^2

I've been a Linux fan since late 1992 when I could download the whole thing to a couple of high-density floppy disks (which I still have). Anyone remember the "SLS" distro? A co-worker pointed me to a Maine DMV site in the late '90s where you could check for available plates. Someone already had the "generic" Maine LINUX plate, but I was able to register "LINUX" with the conservation version of the plate. I've had it ever since. My family and I may move down south next year - anyone in Maine interested in getting a call at the exact moment I register the vehicle in another state (thereby indicating that the Maine plate I've been hogging is available)? :-)