"Venus was at its peak brilliance last night. You probably thought you saw something up in the sky other than Venus, but I assure you, it was Venus."

Or to produce dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you

If you're into D&D, you can do a search for a local Encounters group at http://wizards.com/dnd/. If you're in a bigger city, meetup.com might also have listings of some groups.

I lost the use of my left arm and hand a year ago as a result of a gamma knife procedure to correct an AVM in my brain, so I'm very interested in any replies to this thread. I've been typing with one hand for over a year now and have gotten fairly proficient(as an ugly bastard, I wasn't terrible at one handed typing to begin with...), but I tried playing Torchlight II the other day and found that, while it's playable, two hands would be better than one. I was hoping to map some options to one of the multiple button on my mouse, but it appears that such a thing isn't available after a simple attempt. I hope I'm wrong and it is possible, but I've pretty much given up hope of seriously gaming again unless I can get my hand to operate again. If I do manage to get my hand working, I hope to play Tony Hawk again along with some MUDing to get my typing back up to par. Good luck, friend.

Came here to say this, but then I remembered the first rule of Usenet...

You and I both know what happens when you assume...

"You have the right to free speech/As long as you're not dumb enough to actually try it." -The Clash - Know Your Rights

I believe they call it Eternal September

Bruce Campbell: "I've gotten a lot of use out of chainsaws over the years. Killed a lot a zombies, saved a lot of lives, but at the end of the day when push comes to shove... they're just too damn heavy. "