It's Friday afternoon and I'm going to get royally drunk tonight.

For scientific purposes I will start drinking shortly and record the events in my journal.

Ok, here we go. The first 0.5l cider down the hatch!

That little scheming minx!

I tell ya! I never laid my hands on her and now I'm sitting in this fucking cell!

Get me out of this friggin' jail or I'm gonna bust some heads when I get out.