I'll have to say that AT&T has evolved into (or perhaps become stupider about getting caught) a pathological company--they have elaborately cynical lies that their tech/customer service drones foist upon their customers. Bad signal strength? "You live right next to the ocean, and our signal is the same basic frequency as the ocean, so it absorbs the signal instead of deflecting it like a solid object." Are they fucking HIGH?! Do they think that NO ONE knows anything about resonance, or the physics of sound? I can NOT wait until my contract expires. The only thing that they'll hear from me is penetrating silence--as I'll be swimming in the ocean with my Verizon phone on the beach!

NYCounty Lawyer: I'm a recovering lawyer who wants you to create an email address subject to attorney/client confidentiality, one that assures those techies who respond that their confidentiality can be firewalled from the inevitable subpoena to be served upon slashdot--I can hear the RIAA vipers salivating at this very moment! Get with the program, please!