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Comment Re:Major options missing (Score 0) 913

Timmy goes home one day and says to his mother "Mommy! Mommy! We did the alphabet today in school and I got to P when everybody else only got to M!" And his mother says "That's because you're a violist." The next day Timmy runs home and shouts "Mommy! Mommy today we were counting in school and I got to 35 when everybody else only got to 15!" And his mother says "That's because you're a violist." The next day Timmy goes running home and says "We were measuring ourselves in school and I was 6 feet tall. Everybody else was only 3 and a half! Is that because I'm a violist?" And his mother says "No, Timmy. That's because you're 25."

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