Bully: "You have been paying people to sucker punch me. Either stop or I'll dismantle your face."

Sad: "But I swear to Allah I didn't pay anyone to do that! Tall Ivan, the Afghani kid, HE's the one who paid Vinny Laden to punch you!"

Bully: "So?"

Sad: "You've already dismantled Tall Ivan's face."

Bully: "Yeah, but one of Vinny Laden's neighbor's sister's boyfriends hung out in the yard behind your house last week... so YOU must be a friend of Vinny Ladens and therefore I'm gonna dismantle your face."

Sad: "What?"

Bully: "And 10 weeks age I gave you a couple of stones so you could beat up your neighbor... but I don't want you using them on me so hand them over!"

Sad: "But I don't have them anymore."

Bully: "I don't care... I gotta look tough for my gang so I'll dismantle your face anyway."

Coming soon to C-SPAN, it's the adventures of Bully the Kid!!!

Superstart game designer copying a shareware title?

(word is, this game is pretty good.... I've only played the demo myself, though (poor))