The criminals will simply hold you at gunpoint until you remove the SIM from the phone. Or they'll put it in a foil bag. Or they'll just part it out.

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and this person's story gets sketchier and sketchier the more I read.

Have you ever visited the /. mobile site?

A two-way split is all that's needed One state that's the coast + 25 miles inland ("West California"), and another state ("East California") that's the rest.

We switched from Python to Perl at my company because Python had become the language of "Wymyn" and more of a political platform than an engineering tool. Shame on GitHub. They could have just made it "private"

I feel bad for the people who get this device and will be accused of being "glassholes."

MMMM! Dessert Farming!

We Did It, Reddit!

Ok, So Now We know What Happens to Astronauts. What happens to Plumbers who fall into black holes? Rabbis? Mailmen, etc. There's a lot more research to be done here.

"....and after some practice"
HA!
This guy didn't get to practice.

Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue!

tl;dr Tesla INVESTOR paints a positive picture to keep his stock price up.

My Tesla is full of McDonald's Wrappers. You are an arrogant little snit.

It could also be that these lab rats are excited to be meeting Rat Jesus!