If only Carl Sagan were alive to see these new images.

It wasn't just one man, it was the entire group 'Anonymous'. However I find it funny that Scientology has such specific figures, especially on the phone calls.

Do they have shiny metal posteriors which should not be bitten?

Well hopefully they're large enough to not suffer Pluto's fate of being demoted to a "dwarf planet".

If not then the Vulcans won't come down and make First Contact!

But if we start using dead humans for heating fuel, how far are we from Soylent Green?

Uranus has large amounts of helium-3. Also since it has a surface gravity = 90% of Earth's it'd make a neat place to try floating atmospheric cities. It also has the lowest escape velocity of the gas giants the Solar System.

While it may not be that the nuking of Japan is illegal, it's the stealing of the plane and the warheads on it that would be breaking the law.