Interesting discoveries, but the next thing you know we're going to have CERN using these discoveries to try to create a star.

In other news, I have a feeling this article isn't going to last very long. I already got a MySQL error of "Too many connections" going to the article.

I don't know about that - seems more like it will be used to predict a Dancing with the Stars winner.

What they don't have is the photopaster. They can copy -- but they can't paste!

Or you could just adopt. Wouldn't be much different would it? You're not having the baby yourself, and you're getting it out of another man's sperm and another woman's egg. The only difference is your mitochondria is present. All I can see it doing is allowing for there to be a relation between the parent and the child genetically, but how much is this going to change things? On top of that, I'm going to guess that this process will be really expensive, so who would want to pay for that sort of thing? I just can't see the point.

Sim city? Next thing you know we'll have Google Mars and the ability to make martian families.

A dwarf planet must "not be a satellite of another planet" so our moon does not count as a dwarf planet according to the IAU.