Here's one for the jerks who have time to worry about the difference in power consumption between using a CD and an MP3 player - "Too Much Time on My Hands" by Styx. https://youtu.be/5XcKBmdfpWs

I'm an American, so I'll admit that I couldn't find Experia on a map if I tried, but this is an outrage and I say we start bombing the Experians back to the stone age right now!

As all good environmentalists will tell you, all pollution on Earth is generated from the USA. All trash on other planets must be there because of the USA. If it got there within the last few years, it is Bush's fault. Therefore a new tax must be levied on the US by the citizens of Earth (and citizens of Cassini) to force the greedy capitalist pigs to provide union labor to do trash collection on Cassini, fix man-made global warming on Cassini, and restore it to an Eden-like state.