The_One_Ring - Slashdot User

Comment Karma Is A Good Thing (Score 1) 141

by The_One_Ring on Wednesday October 11, 2023 @08:27PM (#63919615) Attached to: Microsoft Gives Unexpected Tutorial on How To Install Linux

I remember when Steve Balmer said Microsoft was going to bury LINUX. I remember when Microsoft stealth-funded the SCO Unix lawsuit. I also remember the famous quote: "First they laugh at you, then they fight you, then we win." Looks like last part finally happened!

Comment 1 Petawatt? (Score 0) 63

by The_One_Ring on Tuesday March 17, 2015 @01:43AM (#49272967) Attached to: World's Most Powerful Laser Diode Arrays Deployed

Won't that melt the DVD?

Comment Re:celebgate (Score 1) 93

by The_One_Ring on Thursday September 25, 2014 @02:52AM (#47991009) Attached to: Apple Allegedly Knew of iCloud Brute-Force Vulnerability Since March

Yeah, they should get Steve Jobs back in as CEO to clean up the company. Oh, wait........

Comment Re:770,000 parsecs? (Score 0) 217

by The_One_Ring on Friday June 01, 2012 @01:32AM (#40176773) Attached to: Andromeda On Collision Course With the Milky Way

From Wikipedia: The parsec (symbol: pc) is a unit of length used in astronomy. It is about 3.26 light-years, which is equal to just under 31 trillion (3.1×1013) kilometres or just over 19 trillion (1.9×1013) miles.

Comment One step closer to SkyNet (Score -1, Offtopic) 249

by The_One_Ring on Tuesday October 19, 2010 @02:09AM (#33943136) Attached to: One Step Closer To Speedier, Bootless Computers

I, for one, welcome our new cyborg overloads. Please don't vaporize me with you plasma rifle!

Comment Big Deal.... (Score 2, Funny) 163

by The_One_Ring on Wednesday February 04, 2009 @10:32PM (#26732725) Attached to: Scientists Create Compound With a Single Element

Call me when they make Hydrogen HexaHydride!

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