... with a nice and warm Klemperer rosette in the center...

Don't forget to put on a Trojan before heading into the rosette...

... or by that nice feeling of wet pajamas rubbing against your skin reminding you that sometimes it's really better to go ...

Or maybe, that JCPenney makes most of its money in its brick-and-mortar stores rather than online?

Or most of their online customers go directly to JCPenney's rather than searching for a source of doodads or widgets?

In the end, google might have done JCPenney's a favor by showing them how little business their SEO games actually brought, and that this is an expense they can well do without...

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w00t!

That was not a torrent, that was a whooping big ocean!

... if you have no goatse.cx, nor goatse.cz, nor goatse.ch, nor goatse.fr to point the SQL-injected website to?

That's expected. The single quote between the O and the N crashes the search database...

Sure it does. We (supposedly) live in a fair country where everyone has right to due process.

So she connected to facebook while sitting in her car idling in her driveway waiting for it to "warm up". After a while she put the phone on the passenger's seat (or into her pocket), forgot to disconnect from the network, and drove off. All the while one of the myriads of silly javascripts included in facebook kept on chattering with the facebook server without her knowledge.

Or maybe, she did indeed have a fancy client that was buffering her update while she was sitting in an area with poor reception, and automatically sending the buffered data when reception was better (i.e. seconds before the accident).

Or, more easily, just offer the entire jury pool free access to the court's wi-fi network, and then firesheep their accounts...

Which is why I always use a secure OS and a secure browser to do my online banking.

If you use Internet Explorer on Windows, "closing" your browser is not enough. Internet Explorer is part of the OS, and keeps on running in the background even if no window of it is showing.

This trojan only target windiots, Slashdot users intelligent enough to use Firefox should be safe.

For those who do use Internet Explorer: when you close it, it's not really closed; it's part of the OS after all! In order to really "close" Internet Explorer, you'd need to shut down your computer.

... why you require your customers to use Windows when doing online banking?

There's quite a difference between carefully moving a laptop, and throwing it...

However, keeping it ON YOUR LAP can lead to dire consequences. Especially if you are not moving it enough...