'Anything you Tweet or post can and will be held against you in a court of law'?'"
This goes without saying when you're communicating in a place where there is no expectation of privacy.

While you're at it, why don't we add "shooting yourself in the head with gun could be fatal" and "consumption of raw plutonium could have serious health consequences"...

I don't know where you came up with that, but it's not true. There are plenty of CNG vehicles in Oklahoma and they go a factor of 10 over your number. And if you want facts on the direction that CNG tanks are heading, read this: http://www.chk.com/News/Articles/Pages/1663289.aspx. Yeah, it's a PR, but it proves that the market is supporting further development.

I wonder what the dimwits would say when I tell them I'm an identical triplet and loan my pickup truck to my brothers...It's as if the people that think facial recognition is so great have never heard of identical twins, triplets, etc. They might say something stupid like "you look enough different to tell apart" and I'd tell them them they're full of crap. This article being case in point.

Not yet...Black Friday is still a few days off...

...it's called A CLOCK!

...to using Apple's APIs without permission...
Didn't Micro$oft have API's that they used and didn't want anyone else to use? Didn't they get lambasted for that?

Isn't this Apple? Shouldn't that be "The whole thing seems slightly FRUITY to me."?

fishy?....isn't this Apple? Shouldn't it be "fruity"?

...that some deranged turd will use WHATEVER weapon he can get his hands on to do WHATEVER he wants...
outlaw guns, use knives
outlaw/outtax knives, use baseball/cricket bats
outlaw bats, use rutabagas
You can never prevent crime, just certain tools used to accomplish it. Even if they have to resort to bare handed strangulation, that's what they'll do....