In other news, water is wet, gravity still pulls downward, and no you cannot have Jessica Alba.

I can think of no way this isn't equally good for everyone. In light of that, there's a very slim chance this will pass.

Better, simpler game: Choose a side. While that side is standing and clapping, chug. Make sure you have 9-1 already in your phone, you'll probably need it.

Since when is shoving anything up your ass considered "clever"?

Please let this happen. So many people would block it so fast it would probably make a sonic boom or three.

If someone with a supercomputer is trying to break your encryption, I would think you have bigger problems to worry about.

First one. Second one can be seen to come along as a result of the first. I'd like to think if people didn't dodge taxes we wouldn't see so many of them.

Someone's been watching a few too many bank heist movies.

But does it show who really shot him?

So very true. It wasn't the fact that there was a "win game" button that made me dislike it. Those buttons are not all that rare. It was the fact you could collect SEVERAL "win game" buttons and just not even have a challenge anymore.

But to a human the 5 seconds or whatever it happens to be (been years since I've watched Jeopardy) isn't much. Watson can go through a lot of possibilities in five seconds, or even just four and give the answers at the last moment.

So the AI triumphed, and they're calling it a huge success? I wonder how the programmers feel about this. Pretty satisfied, I'd imagine.

Slightly worse, I'd say. You're a single person, so you can just point at a color, whatever it may be, and call it good. They have to pass a resolution to create a committee to appoint a group to review the plans, and then squabble about who gets what in their state.

The juvenile side of me wants to make a joke off of "long enough" and "deeply impact", but I'd rather just say this: A full day on facebook is also a lot more likely to cause thousands of grandma's and others to claim the internet is broken if something goes wrong. I hope ISPs are going to be ready for support calls.

It was a difficult decision posting this xkcd here or on a comment farther down.