Comment Re: Internet connection (Score 1) 395
it's like listing complaints against your neighbor as a) throwing grenades through your window and, b) not returning the garden hose you lent him.
Both can result in me pursuing legal action of some sort, so I guess those do equate too.
Comment Re: Wait, dolphins? (Score 5, Informative) 112
Comment Re: Choice of average (Score 1) 374
Comment Is this even a real question? (Score 5, Insightful) 990
Is this the type of crap we can come to expect now that CmdrTaco is gone?
Comment Re:All of those studies are the same (Score 5, Funny) 380
No. If it makes me feel superior to IE users, the story must run.
Comment Re:Fuck you (Score 1) 315
How appropriate. You post like a cow.
Comment Re:Body Language (Score 3, Funny) 315
Your definition of "troll" is astoundingly wrong.
People who suffer from Aspergers or Autism (like many Slashdot users) are unable to read those cues in real life, much less on the internet. They are victims of a disease, but your definition lumps them in with people who try to raise the hackles of others on purpose.
If someone does not understand the nuance of your post, it does not mean they are a troll. The inability to read such nuance over the internet is very much akin to Aspergers and Autism. The person on the other end is working at a disadvantage.
It isn't nice to mock the mentally disabled, but you seem to think it's fine. You, sir, are the exact kind of person this story was written about.
Comment Re:Fuck you (Score 2) 315
No YUO!
Comment Fuck you (Score 5, Funny) 315
This story sucks. Your all idiots.
FOAD, assholes.
Comment Re:I guess it was inevitable... (Score 1) 335
of course, that this 'future' is now, and we've been watching and waiting for it to get to this point for, well, all of history
But when will "then" be "now"?
Comment Oh NOOOOOOO! (Score 2) 463
Oh lawd! Somebody catch me. I've caught the vapors!
Comment Re:And probably too big... (Score 1) 375
Does it even matter as Mozilla-based browsers become less important as Internet usage moves towards Webkit-based browsers on mobile devices?
Comment Re:Simply (Score 5, Informative) 272
No ST cartoon.
Comment Not a fair comparison (Score 3, Funny) 249
The Osborne 1 was an amazing machine, but the Osborne 2 was going to be even more amazing. Since it never got a chance to be released, comparing a second generation iPad to the Oz1 seems a bit unfair.
What about apples and oranges? These have never been fairly compared.