Then what was the 2nd whoosh for? Me, oh my, I'm so confused.

Is that what they made those coffee holders for? Huh....

If the joke wasn't that we stay up through all hours of the night, what was the joke? That he spends so little time in it, he has no idea of the behaviors of the sun? If that was the original joke, I'd say the other guy did, in fact, replace it with a better one.

But it should become one. We should follow Finland's lead on that notion.

Whao whoa, slow down there, champ. In your scenario, everyone is getting free beer and all we have to do is put up with digital rights management over....what? The non-digital Zombie Theresa and the non-digital Free Beer? This, to me at least, is exactly where DRM should be headed. The only problem here is that we'll all be too drunk to notice that Zombie Theresa is spreading the infection....Ok, maybe that's not worth the free beer, I guess you're right, it's still a bad idea.