Comment Re:Soft and absorbing? Titanium TP! (Score 1) 144
Forget wiping my ass with titanium nano-fibers, I'm waiting for nanopaper to have nanomachines so the TP will wipe my own ass for me.
In seeking the unattainable, simplicity only gets in the way. -- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982
