TheCabal's Journal: I hate Paris Hilton

I wonder why people are so obsessed with the likes of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. Yeah, Lindsay has a nice rack, but there's not much more to her than that. Paris, on the other hand appears to be a bored little richgirl who revels in her own ignorance and can't even screw in a convincing fashion. She's as skinny as a whippet, dumb as a bag of hammers, and frankly isn't really that good looking. To say she's a spoiled brat would probably be an understatement. Now she's whining that "all this bad stuff is happening to me". Maybe if she didn't attract attention to herself by throwing tantrums in public, or flashing her crotch all over the place, she wouldn't be on the radar. I guess it's all you can do when you have no other redeeming talents- $DEITY knows she can't even make good amateur porn.

Why the world waits breathlessly for reports of her farting in public is just beyond me. Maybe we're all as stupid as she is.

Are we all as stupid as Paris Hilton, I think not.

[hvoss]

In your Journal you write a rant about Paris Hilton. where you ask the question: "Maybe we're all as stupid as she is" because the world eagerly awaits word of her next fart.

Just the fact that you ask the question shows that you are at least NOT as stupid as Paris Hilton.

I think that a large part of Slashdot readers fall in that category (although I dare not assume that it is actually a majority of Slashdotters).