Holy Shit, it's Ben Schumin. I haven't seen this guy in 10 years. He's either the worlds best troll or the worlds most hopeless human being. Spinnwebe.com used to harass/question him regarding his extensive knowledge of fire alarms.

This device reminds me of that top 10 quote over at bash. I want to stab someone over the internet for making this. However I have taken the time to create an installation manual to go be shipped with the device: 1) Place your computer back in box. 2) Return to POS.